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The act of urinating on everything in a bathroom.
Man, this party sucks! I'm going to give them the jonald before I leave.
jonald by dillard carr January 25, 2016
A man who hires a prostitute and pays her twice to keep their interaction secret.
The American people elected a Jonald as their president.
Jumping out of the window due to stress and or depression.
Oh my god! He is jonalding.
The man failed from the exam, a jonald thought came to his mind.
Jonald by Butumomalaggu November 14, 2025

Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it
random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson

Jonald Palmer Beer 

Beverage: Beer .
Half Blue Moon and Half Shock top with a Small amount of Orange juice .
Hey Bartender can I please have a Jonald Palmer beer
Jonald Palmer Beer by Stash222 March 11, 2023
a super woman! she's very sweet and gentle, but also a bad b*tch, she make flames with only one look. Funny and carismatic girl with a very sense of humor. Very loyal and rich of treasure and secret.
They: "Hey Jonalyn, you look so great!"
Jonalyn by Queensy November 22, 2021