jewneuver 

the act of getting around an obstacle in a way that a jew might use

brad just jewneuvered his way out of that speeding ticket.

jewneuver by bacon024 September 10, 2009

jewniversity 

A university or college that has a large percentage of Jewish students.

NYU, Yeshiva, U of Maryland, Rutgers, Brandeis, Columbia, CUNY Queens, SUNY Binghamton, Yale, Northwestern, etc....

Good usage: "I go to New York Jewniversity." aka N.Y.Jew.

jewniversity by Jeremizzle May 13, 2006

jewniverse 

where all the jews will live in the future

where all the jews came from

That bitch is from the jewniverse

jewniverse by vikings2326 May 9, 2008

Jewnuever 

Any act seeming sneaky or mischievious to put oneself ahead of another. Something only a jew would do.

Kevin: Some asshole in colorado sold my lil bro swag as chronic!
Tom: Whadda jewnuever

Jewnuever by KEv&TOm December 15, 2009

Harvard Jewniversity 

The chief global center of greed, decadence and corruption. A school where the administration has no respect for freedom of speech and to be admitted you either have to be some rich jew's kid, some transgender 1/64th native american sports jock or some totally unqualified affirmative action douchebag who barks really loud and knows how to use their special 'identity' to get some from the rest of the world.

Ira Jewberg donated $50 million in money stolen from the working man to Harvard Jewniversity to secure a spot for his rich, spoiled, transgender jew athlete 1/64th Native American kid so they can be a do nothing billionaire CEO and fuck over the rest of the world under the guise of making the world a better place. Meanwhile Asian Americans with perfect SAT scores and grades are being turned down right and left with no explanation.

Harvard Jewniversity by D Flawless May 26, 2020

Jewniverse 

A term of art used to describe one's community of jewish acquaintances.

Ari: have you spoken to Saul Moskovitz lately?

Noah: Paul Moskovitz? The Urologist?

Ari: No, Saul. The Butcher!

Noah: I do not know this man you speak of!

Ari: Oy, Noah, you live in such a small Jewniverse!

Jewniverse by Gorilla Adam April 19, 2009

Jewniverse 

1. What the world will be if Hollywood executives have their way.
2. An alternative reality where money flows from rivers.
3. Your mother.

You are the most hateful person in the Jewniverse.

Jewniverse by Darel June 26, 2007