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jakamahaka 

jakamahaka  (ja ka ma ha' ka) n., adj. 1. a person whose behavior is predictable 95% of the time in a given situation.
2. A person who in all respects shares personality characteristics with 95% of a given social environment.
3. A person who is surrounded by people with similar tastes, world views, or predispositions to topics worthy of discussion.
4. The state of being or acting like 95% of the people in a given situation
That jakamahaka just left the party... Thank God!

He had a good time that night seeing all of those people, but he couldn't help feeling like the jakamahaka that he truly was.

Wow was I totally being jakamahaka that night.
jakamahaka by Jakamahaka April 29, 2005
Related Words
A smart ass (made up?) word to call someone as an insult in retaliation to them talking down or insulting you.

similar to 'Asshole', or 'Dickhead'.

Used in the movie "The Love Guru" by Vern Troyer.
"What did you call me Jagamo?"
Jagamo by TrippyZippy March 4, 2009
A jacamo is an assholish moron, someone who acts stupidly shity.
God.. Larry is such a jacamo, why do we even put up with him.
Jacamo by mormonchick January 27, 2018
A clothing store for fat Gentlemen. It specialises in cheap and nasty sportswear in XL, XXL and XXXL sizes.
See that Mark Moseling over there? He gets his clothes from Jacamo!
Jacamo by Shane Gavin September 9, 2010

jackamonkey 

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.
Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!
jackamonkey by Paul September 7, 2004
What a jackamoe!
Jackamoe by DillyBar000 December 13, 2018