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Intoxicate  

1. To make somebody drunk with alcohol or stupefied with drugs or other substances.

2. To make somebody intensely excited or overjoyed, often so much so that the person becomes irrational.
If you're making someone drunk, you're busy to intoxicate him.
Intoxicate by Jafje May 20, 2007

intexicated

look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf
intexicated by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

dialing while intoxicated 

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

intoxicated chicken fucker 

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

intoxicunted 

When a typically demure and kind female turns into a complete and total bitch after a few drinks.
A: Last night at the bar, Jane told me she was glad my mom died.
B: Jane said that? But she's usually such a sweetheart.
A: Well last night, she was intoxicunted.
intoxicunted by eo83 February 19, 2012

rim soft INTOXICATED 

meaning "I'm sort of intoxicated" in drunk-speak
"rim soft INTOXICATED" said the drunk friend
"oh shit, not again"