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insomniated 

the act or moment of having insomnia
I am so insomniated, I cannot sleep. I am feelin insomniated.
insomniated by KRAZIE NISH January 15, 2012

artificially inseminated swampass

a case of swampass that is caused by having the settings on your heated automobile seats too high. usually occurs in the winter time, when natural atmospheric conditions are not favorable for the development of swampass.
"man, was it cold this morning! i cranked the heated seats up to 10, and before i knew what hit me, i had created some artificially inseminated swampass!"

invaginated

Ben was invaginated with Sara after her tattoo!
invaginated by gregdmoney January 26, 2009

Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.
That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

inspaminate 

the act of your inbox being taken over by junk email from a person in your contacts, because their account has been hacked.
My inbox has been inspaminated by Bob's email....someone must have hacked into his account!
inspaminate by TaT2dGrrl July 10, 2011

Insomniated 

When you got so drunk last night and woke up this morning, you're not hung over, but you're definitely NOT right. Youre sober but it doesnt feel like it.. and everybody else thinks you're fucked up but you're not. You may have slept you might not have. But You really don't know. But you're not tired either. Its like you killed way too many brain cells the night before and you can definitely feel it.
Friend: Dude whats wrong with you? Are you fucked up or drunk or something?

Me: Nah man, I'm just insomniated. You won't believe how fucked up I got last night.

Friend: Just go to bed then

Me: Thats the thing, I'm not even tired though. I just feel like I'm fucked up or something.

Freind: I hate when its like that. Yeah you're definitely insomniated.
Insomniated by Boozie l.p. December 4, 2020