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A woman who takes offence at the smallest slight or insult, holds a grudge forever and makes life miserable for those around her. Huffbitches are frequently found in managerial positions in large companies or institutions, and cause torment and stress for anyone working for them.
The huffbitch is blocking my promotion because I borrowed her coffee cup without asking her.
huffbitch by growe April 20, 2005
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N. An older female teacher. This person is usually opinionated, radical, and is a total bitch. It is impossible to get her to shut her fucking mouth and is an unreasonable grader, takes off points for disagreeing with her own opinions, and refuses to explain anything, forcing students to figure out everything on their own.

N. Any female English teacher that is a bitch.

V. To go on a anarchist rant, spewing off unreasonable ideas and opinions that if taken to the public would get one thrown in jail.

V. To yell, lecture or scold someone for not sharing your opinion, despite how unreasonable or how bullshit your own opinion is.

adj- Hubitchin' n. Hubition
"My english teacher wrote a giant 'no' on my research paper! WTF!?! She gave me a fucking fifty! What a fucking hubitch!!!"

"Oh for fucks sake! When she first started ranting it was alright, but now she's talking about assassinating the president. She's all out hubitching now."
-(this actually happened)-
Hubitch by Cmitch4 January 17, 2008
Related Words

husbitch 

A husband or boyfriend who is a bitch. Does whatever his wife or girlfriend tells him to do. Husbitch.
Fancy a drink later? Bring your husbitch.

He just follows her around and never sees his friends anymore - what a husbitch.
husbitch by GQ Smooth June 10, 2007

Husbitch 

When your husband is being a bitch and you want to insult them without being mean.
Husband: Aphi, you're such a husbitch
Husbitch by Nikolino July 7, 2023

Atypical-husbitch 

Free-spirited husbitch; a husbitch who acts as a husbitch when with their partner, but doesn't bend to their will outside partner contact. Often found in the realms of public houses moaning about their husbitch status.
You're such a husbitch, you're wrapped around her little finger" "No, I'm an atypical-husbitch, she thinks I'm doing the shopping"
Atypical-husbitch by Lardcake January 19, 2011

halfbitch 

a woman of short statue, usually below 5 foot
hahaha, Victor's got himself a Slacky wide on for that halfbitch!
halfbitch by FistyTheFerret August 27, 2005

halfbitch 

Denny turned up to my party with a halfbitch.
halfbitch by Fisty the Ferret August 27, 2005