hockey puck 

A chick that gets passed from one hockey player to another and eventually bones the entire team.

That dirty, dirty hockey puck has given everyone on the team a ball tounging but me.

hockey puck by tyrone vanier September 20, 2008

hockey puck 

To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.

We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.

hockey puck by Shaft March 27, 2005

hockey puck 

A dullard; a person dumber than a box of rocks.

It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?

hockey puck by harry flashman July 7, 2003

hockey puck 

A real shity hamburger,
you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.

I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.

hockey puck by mavros May 5, 2006

hockey puck 

slang term used to describe an OC 80 pill. (Oxycontin 80 mg pill) Term is used because the 80mg pill is significantly larger than the rest in the Oxycodone family.

Hey dude, you know where any hockey pucks are??

hockey puck by DS1981 September 15, 2010

Hockey puck 

A term for a vulcanized rubber disk that is used to insult them, as seen from the movie "Toy story."

"And what're YOU looking at, ya hockey puck?!" - Mr. Potato Head

Hockey puck by MarsroverII April 6, 2017

hockey puck 

a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.

i dip 1 hockey puck a day.

hockey puck by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009