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Helga Pataki Syndrome

Loving someone so much that you hate them with the same instensity because you're afraid of rejection so you cover up your true feelings with the opposite.
Helga: Arnold! What a do-goody geek, how I loathe him... and yet... (silly music plays and she starts blabbing some poetry that she wrote about him)
Helga Pataki syndrome
Helga Pataki Syndrome by snejana October 17, 2012

Helga Lumpneck

A very beautiful girl in a blue polka-dot bikini. She will sometimes stuff her bikini.
"Hey bro, Helga Lumpneck is looking beautiful today."
Helga Lumpneck by dude-man-guy December 29, 2020

helga lumpneck

Helga Lumpneck is a beautiful woman that stuffs her blue polka dotted swimsuit with beach balls. She has to be played in a movie by a guy that doesn’t want to play her, and she has a giant lump in her neck that makes her side ways over 90 degrees.
DUDE! SHES HOT? Is she new?”
Yeah bro, that’s Helga Lumpneck”

Helga Pataki Syndrome

When a person does what Helga does to Arnold on the tv show “Hey Arnold."
When a girl or guy says nasty hurtful things to someone; but the person that is saying the nasty things really likes the person that he/she is bullying.

“Hey maybe that girl has the Helga Pataki Syndrome.”
Helga Pataki Syndrome by boc277 January 6, 2008

helga pataki 

A blonde cartoon character with a unibrown on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey Arnold."

Helga is famous for beating up the other kids, her pink dress, and picking on Arnold constantly. Even though she is madly in love with him and carries a picture of him in a heart frame at all times. She is much to insecure to ever tell him.

Helga is the daughter of a crazy beeper sales man and a mom that seems to be drunk all the time.

She also has a best friend name Pheobe, who is very intelligent and lets Helga push her around.
Helga pushed Arnold into the water fountain and then ran off to gaze at her heart shaped picture.

Helga really needs to shave that unibrow.
helga pataki by theplainjane April 29, 2005
The process of cleaning and organizing a given workspace. To put in order. To Helgafy is to organize to the point of perfection. Idiomatically derived from the german saying, "Without order, there is confusion."
Be sure to Helgafy the bar area before you leave at the end of your shift.
Helgafy by hondo 1 October 29, 2009