harksen

furry

harksen is such a furry

harksen by loltrolledboi May 3, 2018

harpsenfudge

A nasty desert that imitates chocolate but tastes more like chalk. Made in Germany. Also called Marzipan.

All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge. It tastes like my grandmas foot.

harpsenfudge by Darrin May December 26, 2017

Harpsenfudge

A very gross, yucky, chalky fake chocolate made in Germany. Germans love the stuff but Americans think it tastes like doggy terd. A very great gift to give people as a practical joke at Christmas time. Another name for Marzipan.

All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge to make my mouth burn and salivate.

Why is the Harpsenfudge the last holiday treat to be during the holiday season?

Harpsenfudge by Darrin May April 22, 2018

Harken-back 

Harken-back: To escape the chaos of modern life by harkening-back to a simpler time by consuming the cheapest canned beer that Trader Joe's sells (i.e. Simpler Times Lager)

Jeff, do you wanna come over at 12:30 and harken-back with us over some episodes of Gimmie A Break?

Harken-back by sallygomez November 29, 2009

Harksexual 

When Someone is willing to have sex with anything and/or anyone willing to say yes.

Made popular by Tumblr in 2012

originates from Captain Jack Harkness played by John Barrowman in Doctor Who and Torchwood.

Captain Jack Harkness is a 51st century type of guy that is open to the idea of having sex with as many diffrent "Beings" as possible.

Dude, oods are pretty good looking.

~Rolls eyes~ You would Harksexual.

Harksexual by The Nerd with too much time March 18, 2012

Harken 

The dutch word for Raking, often used to describe the action of pulling something you long for within your reach. (Money, sexual partners ETC.)

p1: "Damn, that's a thicc ass mf dime, I want that!"
p2: "Yeah bro. H-H-H...!!"
p1&p2: "HARKEN!"

Harken by TGEB December 17, 2017

harisen 

the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he puts a smile on your face everyday and he’s so handsome, his eyes are perfect just like his personality, he is known by everyone for his brown eyes and and brown hair and amazing sense of humour. he is a boy from heaven and your so lucky if you date a harisen

girl: i’ve found them
friend: found who?

girl: i’ve found my harisen

harisen by sonicsuper678 April 3, 2021