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chris hansoning 

The act of posing as an underage person to lure a pedophile
Did you hear about Cameron? He does alot of Chris Hansoning to pedos.
chris hansoning by judewelos October 27, 2017

Robin-Hansoning 

Proposing an implausible scheme which would be beneficial if only people cared about what they say they do.
That audience just really got hansoned!
Robin Hanson is out Robin-Hansoning again.

Hamboning 

Smack your hands against your body repeatedly, mainly the torso to chest area, and continue to smack hands on body and say "hambooooniiinngggg" in Rigby's voice from Regular Show.
Rigby: HAMBONINGGGG
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...
Hamboning by ayyywasupdoe January 28, 2020

Hamboning 

A series of rythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers.
You finna mug me bro? Hamboning could save your life one day ya know.
Hamboning by Apache99 March 1, 2018

Hanseling 

Named for the action of Hansel (and Gretel) from "Hansel and Gretel," the Grimms' fairy tale, as they dropped stones or bread, in turn, to mark their path through the forest.

Forms may include: Hanseling (or lower case, hanseling), a verb; to hansel, a verb; or Proper noun, Hansel (meaning one who drops carelessly in described manner, or any variation of such).

Hanseling is the term used when items, carelessly or purposely, are dropped (possibly in a meandering or careless path-like manner) as a man or boy walks; Greteling is the identical term when a woman or girl walks and drops items in similar manner.

So there is the male version: Hanseling. The female version: Greteling. Either caps or lowercase: Hanseling or hanseling; Greteling or greteling.

The term was initially used years ago when small boys would fail to stay put at meals, and would carry their meals or snacks around the house, haphazardly dropping crumbs or chunks of food in paths around the house.
The term not only includes eating and dropping crumbs, but can broadly include dropping any item (such as clothes, paper, trash, etc.), often in an unthinking or inconsiderate manner.

It can further include not wiping ones' feet at the door, and hanseling mud throughout the home. Etc.
Stop the messes Hansel! No more hanseling around the house eating handfuls of Fruity Pebbles!
Hanseling by Candycasa November 24, 2009

Hamboning 

A series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers
Steven Hickman is the ultiamate hamboner

Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"
Hamboning by ShadowTheX September 10, 2010