hanmuffin 

A mean old lady that smells and crushes on younger men. Preferably teachers.

Wow your such a hanmuffin today.

hanmuffin by hanmuffinhater June 2, 2016

handcuffin 

taking extra care to make it known that the person you are with is your significant other, includes: public displays of affection, holdin hands, cuddling, speaking for the other person

Stop handcuffin nigga, we know that's your bitch

handcuffin by that dozen April 30, 2005

manmuffin 

manmuffin; man + muffin - origin - Torchwood videos on youtube - noun - Ianto - Gareth David-Lloyd

"hot sexy gorgeous horny welsh manmuffin" - totally stolen from youtube

manmuffin by Homeslice of Darkness January 12, 2008

harmuffica 

From Greek mythology a Harmuffica is the evil demon succubus's demonic instrument. In todays society the word is used as a verb indicating a males desire to perform a certain act on a female. While playing the Harmuffica is one step further than the normal act, it is to perform in a way creating music which brings a hyper-climax or ubergasm if you will, to the receiver.

Jeremy: Hey ladies, you know im in band right?
Ladies: Really? What do you play?
Jeremy: well girls, i play a little thing called the harmuffica!
Ladies: (gasp wildly)

harmuffica by C-Money the disciple March 24, 2009

hoemuffin 

It's a hoe that looks like a muffin.

This would be considered a dis.

Lauren is a hoemuffin!!

FO SHO!!!!

hoemuffin by Kimmy poo April 16, 2009

Fanmuffin 

A combination of a Fangirl (or fanboy) and a twatmuffin. Generally close minded overzealous fans who - upon realizing they can't win an argument - result to insults and general asshattery.

Guy one: Did you see that guy's rant on how 'awesome' Sephiroth is?

Guy two: Yeah he's a complete fanmuffin.

Fanmuffin by Kahn Iceay February 10, 2010

Hornmuffin 

When you are horny most of the time from being sex deprived.

Ana: Jessica, have you had sex lately?

Jessica: Nah! i feel like such a hornmuffin!

Hornmuffin by bean bean the sex fein March 15, 2009