handyside 

The act of giving a hand job to the person sitting next to you. Usually in a movie theater, library, or concert. Bonus points for conferences or large family dinners such as holiday gatherings.

I was at the theater watching Gran Torino when this girl reached over with butter on her hand from the popcorn and gave me a handyside.

handyside by tinman1972 December 6, 2015

Ben Handyside 

A strong sexy person that has been through many though walls to get to where he is

Ben Handyside is very strong

Ben Handyside by Fuckaru the nig fat ugly monst November 28, 2022

Handmaiden 

A women who aids, assists and supports men who hurt or degrade women and womanhood.

The handmaidens are out in force today in support of their masters.

Handmaiden by M.Sp April 13, 2022

Handsie 

The act of flirting, similar to playing footsie, only in which one secretly touches the hands or arms of another with one's own. Can occur under a dinner table or discretely out in the open.

Have you been playing handsie with me under the dinner table?

Handsie by Sharky79 December 11, 2009

handmaiden 

A women who serves the patriarchy; i.e. Cool Girl. Handmaidens either defend, support or claim to love pornography, pedophilia, rape, incest, BDSM, surrogacy, egg donation, transgenderism and prostitution etc. They often deflect arguments against feminists with "but but but... women to it tooooooo". Many handmaidens claim to be (liberal) feminists and will attempt to euphemize and appropriate women's subjugation by rebranding it "empowering" or "feminist", such as "feminist porn" or "sex work empowurrs me rawrz". Supporting the trans lobby, the porn industry is a handmaiden's cause.

This thread is full of libfem handmaidens.

handmaiden by Xina May 9, 2017

Handidexterous 

Being able to give a hand job with either hand

Lucy could give a hand job with either hand: she was handidexterous

Handidexterous by Slywhiteguy October 24, 2015

Handsie 

A cute slang word for a hand job.

How to give a Handsie:

1. Place one or two hands on the penis.

2. Rub, with variable speed.

3. Add a ball tickle for fun.

Handsie by Twizling July 28, 2012