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Handly ManShake by Liam MacGregor February 4, 2009
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Leftina Handly
The left (Leftina) hand (Handly) someone thus stroketh the penis or clitoris with. The left hand is an imagenary female and Leftina is a female name.
I was beating my meat so intensely to some Quadruple B porn that Leftina Handly looked like she was crying because of all the sweat.
Leftina Handly by TheWizIV October 11, 2014
Handlez
Handlez is the largest social media plug online, not to be confused with the SoundCloud rapper Handlez.
Insta Entrepreneur: Yo bro my IG username is wack af. I wish I was able to get “nftmoney” , “jettalk” or “topg” as my handle on da gram
SoundCloud Rapper: Yo my G, just hit up my plug “Handlez” . He’ll get you right in less than a week with whatever handle you want
SoundCloud Rapper: Yo my G, just hit up my plug “Handlez” . He’ll get you right in less than a week with whatever handle you want
Slave Handles
"It's handlebars when it's sexual, but slave handles are more... violent." -Projekt Melody
I looked up 'slave handles', but I couldn't find it." "I didn't invent it! I swear it's a term!" -Projekt Melody (Term inventor)
I looked up 'slave handles', but I couldn't find it." "I didn't invent it! I swear it's a term!" -Projekt Melody (Term inventor)
Slave Handles by Arclock January 22, 2021
Come in Handy
An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.
Come in Handy by AKACroatalin October 9, 2016
I Hardly Know Her
A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.
It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.
The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.
It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.
The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.
"Binder? I hardly know her!"
"Sewer? I hardly know her!"
Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!
"Sewer? I hardly know her!"
Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!
I Hardly Know Her by Bugsy McGee March 11, 2011