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A slang term for money. It can mean that you have money in your hands.
Take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bombin' in, they bombin' in
Guap by Pre-Writing May 11, 2018
Related Words
gualp Gualpo guap Guapo Guelph guala Gual Goalpost gualti guape

guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap
Bro don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual
guapsexual by Guapsexual June 21, 2020

moving the goalposts

The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.
When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.

galpalification 

When you make something inherently gay into something that’s irritably straight
Did you see what they did to Fried Green Tomatoes?? That’s galpalification !”
galpalification by Bunnybanter August 5, 2021

guapportunity

an risky opportunity to acquire mad guap, and is often hard to turn down even though the risks out shine the perks.

pronounced: GWOP-ore-TUNE-ity
she gotta understand your guapportunity, and your knockin!
A fortune or a very large sums of money
I need my guala.
Guala by Moneysavage June 18, 2020