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Man these McNuggets taste like gristle.
gristle by Winston You Beauty! February 15, 2006
A moderately to very attractive man who goes after women weighing at least double his weight. When confronted by his friends about this odd fetish he makes the claim that she "has a nice personality."
Did you see the girl he is hitting on? She looks like a lineman from the Cincinnati Bengals! Good ol' Gristle, he truly has no shame.
Gristle by CrackDANCE March 11, 2011
gristle a word referring to the male genitalia
used in such phrases as "you can chew my gristle" i.e. "if you think I'm doing that, you can suck my cock".
gristle by Mel Howells September 11, 2006
'The bit of skin between your testicles and anus'
"Excuse me colin, would you please scratch my gristle?"
Gristle by Gristle January 6, 2007
To steal something from a partner during a sexual encounter.
We were going hot and heavy until she tried to gristle me for my wallet while giving head!
gristle by Dokusentia April 10, 2006
1. Weird chunky little shits that always hide in any form of meat which some people that have gotten it have gone vegetarian.

2. Another word for penis.
1. Mmm… this steak. *Throws up* EEEW, Gristle!? That’s disgusting!
2. My gristle fells like I have to pee!
Gristle by Numpty911 March 10, 2022