gorko 

A very stupid person that continuelly (even after being told a trillion times) day by day / hour by hour / second by second, stuffs up.
Or just dose very retarded,obvious acts.

GORK HEADED BLOB
The original phrase used by the inventer of the word, describing the clowns who were running the country librals anti-union news corp

LOOK AT THAT GORKO
Seeing a person riding a bike down the wrong side of the road, with a pink shirt which says "look blue sky" in the middle of winter during a hail storm, trying to mix themself a drink of orange Tang in a bucket.

gorko by bird1969 November 3, 2005

Gordon Ramsay 

A great british chef who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.

'It's fucking raw' screamed Gordon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay by fuckmeelizabeth July 14, 2017

Gordon Ramsay 

A great cook who gets triggered of frozen products.

Gordon Ramsay: ARE THE ICE CUBES FRESH OR FROZEN!?

Chef: F-frozen sir..

Gordon Ramsay: ...Fucking hell.

Gordon Ramsay by Freaky.Pity August 27, 2019

Gordoc 

Gormless Doctor. A person with a PhD but lacking common sense. An academic with no nous.

I'm sick of dealing with these fucking gordocs; they understand the engineering issues but can't sort out a security pass.

Gordoc by Eddie Gee September 6, 2015

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

Gordoed 

When u lose a girl of interest to a teacher

Yo Katie Lehman is now dating a teacher! Yeah my friend liked her, he got gordoed

Gordoed by Officially Official July 23, 2017

Mick Gordon 

The masterpiece of heavy metal goodness, especially in the Doom franchise. A god among gods.

The man Mick Gordon riffs guitars like it’s no one’s business!

Mick Gordon by DoomSlayer240 May 4, 2020