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goose neck dick 

A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.
I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick

I'm pulling the goose's neck

" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough

Gimme that good goose neck 

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Brian said to his girl gimme that good Goose neck and Jackie proceeded to pleasure ya boi.
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goose neck 

when a homie just straight up has a long neck dawg
Yo dude Riley Goodwin is such a goose neck

The only reason Josh is like 6'7" is cuz hes a goose neck
goose neck by RedF000 June 28, 2009

Goose Neck 

The act of extending and shifting the neck back and forth to the rhythm of music.
Bob: Hey, why is that guitarist extending and shifting his neck like that?

Rob: Oh, you mean Allen? He expresses his inner gooseliness through means of the Goose Neck.

Bob: What?

Goose Neck Slam

When you're performing oral sex while the receiver is upside down. You flatulate into their nostrils
Jake: "Yo I totally Goose Neck Slammed that bitch on Friday"
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam
Goose Neck Slam by KingJonk February 4, 2020