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The word defining the ability to sense if a person masturbates, usually excessively.
This man makes my Goondar tingle.”
Goondar by yuaufjf September 22, 2025
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GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.
Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.
Goontard by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020
That damn goonda yelled, "lalalala," and blew up my car.
goonda by HotCupOfJoe October 12, 2013

Goonware 

Goonware is just like ransomware, but the main purpose is to irritate. References to an online multiplayer game where the term originated from.
"Hey bro I downloaded the Fairfax light client for new hacks", "wait bro, my computer is flashing and blaring loud clown honk noises"

"Hey bro sounds like you have goonware on your computer"
Goonware by modpodgec December 16, 2020
1)dota hero with an icredibly small target range which makes it hard to click on

2)far too much dps and dodge too kill if fed
1)*target storm bolt* click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click omg he escaped

2)omg gondar is fed *leave*
gondar by STORMFROST April 6, 2009
something that is good but is better than good, it's goodar!
how are you? i'm goodar
Goodar by azzanandos August 28, 2012