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“Call Google” 

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.

Googleballs 

1. The colorful balls on the lower left side of the Google Terms of Service page.

2. A word you can blurt out at random times to confuse people.
I got some Googleballs!
Googleballs by T4rd January 12, 2008

googlemallet 

Can be used as a noun, verb or exclamation.

It is used to describe or vent frustration (although often minimal and humorous) toward someone who has not used an Internet search engine before asking a question, often one that when type directly into the search engine will provide the answer.

The etymology comes from the idea of there being a device built into computers that can be activated by a remote user where a cartoonishly large mallet comes out of the side of the computer and comes crashing down toward the non-search engine user's forehead. Google's multicolored logo is on the bottom side of the mallet and thus it will be the last thing they see before being struck, hopefully beating the idea into their subconscious.
(exclamation)

> Where was Barack Obama born?

Googlemallet!!

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(verb)

The guy worked at Google. I had to googlemallet him extra hard.
googlemallet by halffast March 20, 2008

googlecalendarable 

The term traces back its very roots to the tradition of the student organisation AIESEC. The members of this organisation, in an attempt to fulfill their own humankind potential everyday to the fullest, tend to inexhaustibly add the most trivial of tasks - like taking the dishes out of the dishwasher- to their Google Calendar... a tool, which they find of highest indispensability to the leaders of tomorrow.
Darling, if you set 'Be happy' as a New Year's Resolution you will never be happy. Like, fine, be happy, but ...when, how often, how much, how long be happy? Now, if you set 'Get up at 8 am every day and work one hour on project X' you might one day be indeed happy. You know why? Exactly. The task is measurable, trackable, attainable ... It is googlecalendarable.
googlecalendarable by leeea April 12, 2021