get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.

1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!

get your fuckwit on by mrmarszalek December 24, 2008

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get your fuckwit on

1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!

get your fuckwit on by mr marszalek December 27, 2008

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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