Geiger's Law 

Are you or are you not bigger that it?
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.

"This yogurt expired a couple days ago, should I still eat it?"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"

"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"

Geiger's Law by Analog Lover October 29, 2009

Geiger's Law 

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.

"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"

Geiger's Law by Tallness October 29, 2009

Butt Geiser Surpriser 

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.

I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.

Butt Geiser Surpriser by Dave February 12, 2004

Geigersons 

A genetic disorder causing extreme acute violent expulsions of intestinal gas

Geigersons = Ben

Geigersons by pitogyros69 May 18, 2022

Schizer Geiser 

The act of having a stream of projectile diarrhea whilst being in the human pretzel position.

“Bro, we were having this party and I got this girl in the schizer geiser and I haven’t haven’t been able to get the shit stains off the ceiling since.”

Schizer Geiser by EricfromPoco April 16, 2021