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A Garrick
A Garrick is slang for a newage gamer, one that would know no systems prior to the sexbox 360. One who's obnoxious on a level unknown to the 20th century, because, let’s face it, a Garrick is a newfag to life, unaware of the traditions and joy found in the 1980’s and 1990’s.
Person: "Hey bro, check out this badass 8-bit game..."
A Garrick: "What the fuck is Ninja Gaiden? These graphics suck! No one ever plays that shit, find some real game you fag."
Person: "PS2 is a pretty good console all things considered."
A Garrick: "FUCK THAT! PS2 has the shittiest graphics I've ever seen! I'm going to go play my Xbox 360 because I'm not a newfag gamer like you."
"Look at that Garrick, he thinks he knows everything about life but he is truly lacking in culture and taste!"
A Garrick: "What the fuck is Ninja Gaiden? These graphics suck! No one ever plays that shit, find some real game you fag."
Person: "PS2 is a pretty good console all things considered."
A Garrick: "FUCK THAT! PS2 has the shittiest graphics I've ever seen! I'm going to go play my Xbox 360 because I'm not a newfag gamer like you."
"Look at that Garrick, he thinks he knows everything about life but he is truly lacking in culture and taste!"
Garick
Celtic meaning One who handles a spear well or Spear handler
The definition says alot. Garicks are strong,athletic, powerful beings. Very stoic and chisled in appearance. Garick's are heroes by nature but sometimes their loyalty can be misplaced by them wanting to be the hero. They are wonderful lovers, patient, witty, smart and genius at math,logic and strategy. Their brains are like learning machines, when exposed to something for some time they catch on to it quickly and efficiently.They tend to be a good boyfriend not the type you would think would settle down but once they do they are loyal, good providers and Bill Cosby type fathers, and a funny friend who keeps you on your toes. They truley are one of a kind!
The definition says alot. Garicks are strong,athletic, powerful beings. Very stoic and chisled in appearance. Garick's are heroes by nature but sometimes their loyalty can be misplaced by them wanting to be the hero. They are wonderful lovers, patient, witty, smart and genius at math,logic and strategy. Their brains are like learning machines, when exposed to something for some time they catch on to it quickly and efficiently.They tend to be a good boyfriend not the type you would think would settle down but once they do they are loyal, good providers and Bill Cosby type fathers, and a funny friend who keeps you on your toes. They truley are one of a kind!
garrick
the coolest guy ever can get through 6 girls at once and has got the biggest dick is super kind and the loving best guy you will ever meet he is super cool and will beat up any shit that challenges him he is not a spastic and will fucking survive anything he is dope dank super and of course he dabs
garrick by the coolest dankest dude ever April 5, 2018
Garricking
Garricking by The Real Wiz 76 April 12, 2016
Garrick
Garricks have a tough exterior but are actually chocolate marshmellows inside. Partial to having fun in a way that fucks authority. They are fierce, loyal and will go to the ends of the earth to help a friend. Garricks have been through a lot and you should always be extra kind to them. Unless they fly off the handle at the smallest of woes. Garricks are wonderful, generous lovers. Particularly skilled at cunnulingus. They will love you hard, in every way and might become obsessed with you. But you might become obsessed with them too! They love mystery and are intrigued by the unknown. Invites chaos.
dirty garrick
dirty garrick by James wilkie June 10, 2019