An erection caused by the stroking of real or fake fur. Very common in people with fur fettishes.
Earl: Renise wears her ugly llama jacket all the fucking time. It's so disgusting.
Annie: Oh I know, and it's especially disgusting when she strokes it and gets an erection.
Edna: It's called a furection, silly.
A term for the pleasure a knitter or other fiber artist derives from buying, viewing, or being in the generalvicinity of their preferred fiber medium (yarn, wool, etc).
Girl #1: I can't watch Glee. Every single boy on that show is so freakin' hot ... it's just frustrating!
Girl #2: So what? It's eye candy, just enjoy it.
Girl#1: You don't understand. I get like the BIGGEST femerection, and if I watch for too long it's blue ovaries for sure.
Girl #2: Holy cow.
Girl #1: Don't judge me. Are you telling me if you had a dick you wouldn't put it in Matthew Morrison? I would put my lady dick in him so hard...
Girl #2: I think we should spend less time together.
Kristian suggested our group of friends check out 'Beastars' on Netflix, but was quickly dismissed because we could see his bulging furrection through his pants.