funtizzle Share definition Flag When your ass gets stanky and you go to scratch it, but end up accidentally fingering your anus. "Damn, woman, your incessant nagging just knocked my concentration off and I funtizzled my damn bung hole. Now sniff it, bitch." funtizzle by Nebulad21 November 26, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the funtizzle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch