fuckmonk 

A monk that dedicates its life to porn and nothing but porn. He can also be an asshole towards others.

Jimmy, get off your computer and stop being a fuckmonk.

fuckmonk by IDon'tTouchMyselfOften June 10, 2018

fuckmook 

A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.

Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!

fuckmook by Matthew May 10, 2004

fuckmong 

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

fuckmong by paul May 13, 2004

fuckmonster 

A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women.
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE

James was overjoyed with his new girlfriend, but soon found-out that she was a fuckmonster.

fuckmonster by Andy WRX August 21, 2008

fuckmonkey 

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

fuckmonkey by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...

"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"

fuckmonger by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010

fuckmonkey 

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003