The only coherent thought/word/statement available to any respectable sentient beings upon exposure to such items as the following:
1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's
environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door
Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush
administration