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Frosted Log 

To take a dump then empty your sack over the top of it so it resembles a frosted log.
My girlfriend was giving me blumpkin and didn't want to swallow my baby paste so I done a frosted log instead.

Joe had the raving horn whilst dropping a deuce so he frosted his log
Frosted Log by Aultow August 12, 2014

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

Frosted onions 

To break ones balls. To be a pain in the neck. To twist someone's nuts.
When John and Natalia aggravates dad he gets frosted onions.
Frosted onions by GDNS2018 August 24, 2016
When you think you saw a ghost, but it's really your Ecuadorian friend in a hat.
"Had a real Frusié in the attic last week."
frusié by _ellasteph_ December 21, 2017

Frostee Rucker 

when you're about to fuck a girl from the back but first you sneak an ice cube into her vag and then go to work
the sex was really hot until he Frostee Ruckered me. then i just had taint-freeze until we were done
Frostee Rucker by BlastingZone November 4, 2011

frosted kitty treats 

Cat poops covered in kitty litter, primarily those found and eaten by your dog.
I wish my dog would stop eating frosted kitty treats. I keep finding little trails of gravel leading to my dog with bad breath.