frittering 

spazing out due to maximum frustration or uber meth smoking symptoms include erratic behavior, wide eyes, shaking , and rapid placement of lounge furniture.

Joe was frittering out after a hard night on it......

gaz started to convulse due to his frittering that night....

frittering by doughboi12345 August 7, 2012

FRITTERING 

The sexual act of shoving a deep fried pastry, commonly named a fritter, up into the vaginal orifice of a female, and the subsequent act of eating the pastry from the vagina.

All I can think about at this donut shop is going home and frittering you.

FRITTERING by battlecat316 September 1, 2013

frittering 

To randomly procrastinate more than you have been.

I am seriously considering frittering away a few hours playing on PS3.

frittering by dmann1982 April 11, 2010

Frittering 

spending and wasting way too much time on the combination of facebook and Twitter

I was lazy today. I spent hours just frittering and doing nothing

Frittering by orourkeland April 30, 2009

Flintering 

Drinking excessively, especially during the week, and staying out until last call. Usually needs to happen more than one consecutive night in order to really count as Flintering, but getting completely blitzed can still qualify. Originates in Ireland.

"Darrach, why do you look so tired? You have a big proposal today!" "Man, I've been Flintering all week. I'm WRECKED!"

Flintering by terminator98 April 16, 2013

crittering 

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.

He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.

crittering by obx2009 June 1, 2009

fattering 

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.

Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.

fattering by chicky noodles May 24, 2014