fliltf 

First Lady I'd Like To Fuck

Michelle Obama is such a FLILTF!

fliltf by ChrisGo! October 19, 2008

Flirtfucking 

When someone flirts with you soo much that it isnt flirting anymore. Its something more than that.

Bro 1: "DAYUM BRO, she flirts a lot!"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, shes best at flirtfucking!"

"She flirtfucks with you so much, it's like you guys made an air baby."

Flirtfucking by ContagiousFatAzz November 6, 2011

FLILF Hunter 

One who hunts FLILFs.

A hunter of FLILFs.

A presidential candidate or incumbent who has or is seeking a really hot wife.

Fred Thompson would be an awful president, but he definitely is one of the nation's top FLILF Hunters!

FLILF Hunter by The Supporter November 19, 2007

Flirtfail 

Someone who is TRYING to flirt with you and the results is a flop

- I think l'd kick a granny in the cunt just to be able to kiss you!
• OMG you r so Flirtfail!!!

Flirtfail by ncldpl October 16, 2020

FLILF

An acroynm for "First-Lady I Would Like To Fuck."

Coined on The Daily Show (10/29/07), this term refers to how the 2008 presidential candidates have really hot wives.

In particular, the wife of Fred Thompson and the wife of Dennis Kucinich, both of whom are young and sexy.

God damn! Dennis Kucinich knows how to pick 'em, because his wife Elizabeth would be one hell of a FLILF!

And Fred Thompson is a FLILF Hunter if I've ever seen one!

FLILF by The Supporter November 19, 2007

filtf 

Father's I'd like to Fuck
These office guys do it in the office while in suits and tie. They will wrap their ties around the cocks and masturbate hard.

Guy, "I like that Filtf."
Girl, "Must be great to work at Morgan-Stanley."

filtf by chany April 8, 2005

flirtfriend 

A friend that you would gladly make out with if they asked you to, but don't want to ruin your friendship with

Eric is my favorite flirtfriend

flirtfriend by Hinatatertot October 20, 2015