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Flirtfail 

Someone who is TRYING to flirt with you and the results is a flop
- I think l'd kick a granny in the cunt just to be able to kiss you!
OMG you r so Flirtfail!!!
Flirtfail by ncldpl October 16, 2020
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Flirtfail 

Someone who is TRYING to flirt with you, but the result is a flop
- I think l'd kick a granny in the cunt just to be able to kiss you!

OMG you are a Flirtfail!!!
Flirtfail by ncldpl October 16, 2020

Flirtalian 

The one really cocky Italian guy that wants to take all the girls for a nice long ride on his Vespa.
Girl 1: oh that guys kinda cute

Girl 2: oo honey no. He's a flirtalian.
Flirtalian by Cheesecrackers December 14, 2014

Flirtalicious 

When a persons physical attractiveness and or personality makes them irresistible to flirt with.

Damn man, Bredgett is so flirtalicious, I just can't resist flirting her up everytime I see her! Hope her boyfriend doesn't find out!!! He'll kill me!

flirtable 

a person or being with whom is easy to flirt
My friend Matt is flirtable.
flirtable by Kelina January 2, 2009

flirtfriend 

A friend that you would gladly make out with if they asked you to, but don't want to ruin your friendship with
Eric is my favorite flirtfriend
flirtfriend by Hinatatertot October 20, 2015

FlirtFag 

A manipulative guy on twitter that will on a daily basis fave most if not every tweet a hot women does in an attempt to win her affection.
This behaviour is a form of adult grooming.
Mark is a FlirtFag
FlirtFag by AnonDoxy July 13, 2018
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