Flirtfail

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Someone who is TRYING to flirt with you and the results is a flop

- I think l'd kick a granny in the cunt just to be able to kiss you!
• OMG you r so Flirtfail!!!

Flirtfail by ncldpl October 16, 2020

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Flirtfail

Someone who is TRYING to flirt with you, but the result is a flop

- I think l'd kick a granny in the cunt just to be able to kiss you!

• OMG you are a Flirtfail!!!

Flirtfail by ncldpl October 16, 2020

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Related Words

Flirtfail • flirt n' fail • flirtable • Fliptail • flirtaisch • Flirtalian • Flirtalicious • FlirtFag • Flirtfull • flirtile

Flirtalian

The one really cocky Italian guy that wants to take all the girls for a nice long ride on his Vespa.

Girl 1: oh that guys kinda cute

Girl 2: oo honey no. He's a flirtalian.

Flirtalian by Cheesecrackers December 14, 2014

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Flirtalicious

When a persons physical attractiveness and or personality makes them irresistible to flirt with.

Damn man, Bredgett is so flirtalicious, I just can't resist flirting her up everytime I see her! Hope her boyfriend doesn't find out!!! He'll kill me!

Flirtalicious by UnoWho a.k.a B*G S*xy February 23, 2009

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flirtable

a person or being with whom is easy to flirt

My friend Matt is flirtable.

flirtable by Kelina January 2, 2009

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flirtfriend

A friend that you would gladly make out with if they asked you to, but don't want to ruin your friendship with

Eric is my favorite flirtfriend

flirtfriend by Hinatatertot October 20, 2015

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FlirtFag

A manipulative guy on twitter that will on a daily basis fave most if not every tweet a hot women does in an attempt to win her affection.
This behaviour is a form of adult grooming.

Mark is a FlirtFag

FlirtFag by AnonDoxy July 13, 2018

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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