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finoculator 

n.) yet another name for the hose between a man's legs
-Girl 1: Damn, have you seen the bulge on that guy?
-Girl 2: Hell yeah, I could finagle that finoculator all night long!
finoculator by evhguitargod666 January 15, 2013
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David Fincher

Director of:
a shitload of 90s MTV music videos
Alien 3
Seven
The Game
Fight Club (coolest movie ever)
Panic Room
Zodiac
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The social Network
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)

Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.

Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.
David Fincher by eyestaker June 20, 2013

Finch Rovers 

The Finch Rovers are those lads u see banging in poggers top bins finishes at training before missing 3 open goals at the weekend. However, they're still biggest dub team in East Berks and they're beating Bracknell Colts 21-3 on aggregate over their last 4 matches.

Big up the top shaggers in red and black!
'Hey stepbro wanna play footy like Finch Rovers?'
'Nah sorry stepsis I've had enough footsies with the Rovers boys for one day ' ;)

mezzo finocchio

Italian slang for half a fag, a man that is acting unmanly. Usually used while breaking balls.
Vito, why you gotta act like a mezzo finocchio over that useless skank?
mezzo finocchio by Agapito Lucca January 11, 2008

Finching 

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
Finching by KevinMyers February 9, 2010

the finch challenge 

When one smokes all the meth out of three meth pipes simultaneously, then proceeds to take a fat rip out of a bong. Inspired by the Youtube video
Can it be done? Live right here with the finch challenge