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Basically, this is the sound of a girl/woman's vagina instantly closing and drying up upon hearing something exceedingly technical or nerdy in nature..
Girl: Hi! Watchya been doing today?
Guy: Oh, lots! Did you know that while I was watching the ath0 socket on my router, I saw 6Mbps outbound spike of packets that..
Girl: <FAWUMP>
Guy: Oh shit, I did it again. <SIGH>
fawump by designmechanic September 14, 2014
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fawmp famp fampire famping fampous Fampus Fample farmpit Fawop Fwamp
A blending of fam and Senpai. Used as a term of endearment toward Senpai you are close to, but still want to pay respect.
I'm still at level 10, I have a lot of grinding to do before I reach your level fampai.
Fampai by evilsbrotherevilb July 21, 2016

famprice 

noun

a price that is very cheap or deeply discounted; usually reserved for family members/close friends.
Hugh: "Yo Aaron did you get those new Nike HTM flyknits that dropped today?"
Aaron: "Yeah I did - they're super limited though, so I'm only looking to sell for double retail."
Hugh: "Come on, man! I know you got em for below retail; I need famprice on them."
Aaron: "Sorry man, I gotta make money so I'm gonna steve nash that offer. Later."
famprice by xaM August 29, 2014

Farmpally 

It simply means it's favorable to agriculture, it's a new word which is used to connote practices or anything that is not against growing of crops and rearing of animal
This climate is farmpally, there's regular rainfall and farmers will be happy with their cultivation
Farmpally by Chaktty November 15, 2019
Fu-womp (as in swamp) (verb) The act of pooping in the approximate amount of time it would take one to pee. Getting just enough poop out to hold one over until one has ample time to get settled into a more private and comfortable poop recepticle, bathroom, shithouse, john, throne...you get the idea...or toilet.
Usually performed in situations such as new relationships while at future in-laws', in the midst of mixed company having dinner, or when in a rush for work to make it on time but not having to hold it the entire commute.

Person 1: "Dude, we only got 3 minutes 'til class and I really gotta poop!"
Person 2: "Just go Fwamp."
Person 1: "Great idea! I'm so glad this word exists!!!"
When the under arm has considerable fatty deposits the arm pit is convex, not concave.
Dude, that girl so fat her farmpits look like biggie.
Farmpit by Dbott April 9, 2016