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fauxtestor 

A fake protestor; someone who is probably there because they are being paid.

They are usually violent or attempt to incite violence.

They don't actually care about any particular causes. Virtue signalling is more important to them than offering solutions.
Did you see those fauxtestors at the Trump rally yesterday? Soros paid them to be there. All they did was curse at people, spit on them and then played the victim when someone stood their ground.
fauxtestor by UcladudeJon March 8, 2017

fauxdestrian

1. A person standing at a crosswalk distracted by their electronics. Stopping traffic but not crossing.
2. A person attempting to walk in a crowd while texting, acting like a directionless zombie.
Look at that fauxdestrian.
What a fauxdestrian.
Did you see that fauxdestrian?

Fauxcest 

A) When siblings who don't know they're siblings fall in love

B) When adopted non-related siblings fall in love. Often happens in Korean films or Japanese mangas, but can be seen in American films as well
There's a bit of fauxcest going on in the Dexter series on TV. Dexter's sister Debra has romantic feelings for him (which is actually okay - they're not related by blood)
Fauxcest by scifiwritir December 26, 2011

fauxtentious 

buying & wearing knock off merchandise in an extravagent outward show, trying to appear "better" than you are to others.
What a fauxtentious bitch, in her knock off shoes and fake ass Chanel bag. She's just as broke as me!!
fauxtentious by matlock503 April 26, 2010

fauxtential

Something that appears as though it would have potential but doesnt.
That movie looked like it had the potential to be awesome, but it sucked and therefore its trailer displayed fauxtential.
fauxtential by Solomath August 19, 2007

fauxtexter 

(n) someone who acts big and bad on texting, but when you get in real life, their scared to say anything to your face.

(v) texting someone and pretending to be someone different than you are.
bob: i swear to God i'll punch you in your face you fat ass mother fucker.
*next day*
bob: haha, man you know i was just kidding with you :s
tim: god, your such a fauxtexter.
fauxtexter by hottxgossip8 December 20, 2008