What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

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Fat Ugly Bitches

These animals have way to high standards, and ruin lives of many handsome individuals. They are sassy lazy and then complain about their figure and don't want to do anything about it.

Fat Ugly Bitches: I want a man over 6 feet with bulky muscles and a big dick.

Handsome 6ft Man: I don't date fat bitches!

Crowd: ROASTED!!!!!!!

Fat Ugly Bitches by EatHerAss1445 March 8, 2019

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fat ugly bastard

A man in a pornographic film that is so grotesquely overweight and ugly, sometimes significantly older than everyone else in the shoot, that it takes you out of the mood. It's enough to get you angry and question why they would cast him.

It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.

Guy1: I was watching a porn video yesterday and I was really getting into it.

Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?

Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.

Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!

fat ugly bastard by theonewhoflops May 24, 2021

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Fatuglee

Pronounced: fuh-two-glee. By changing how you pronounce "Fat,ugly" you can call someone "fat,ugly" without hurting their feelings.

" Wow did u c that dude??!! What a fatuglee!! He looks like he weighs 600 lbs and like a cement truck ran over his face!!"

Fatuglee by San Diego Summer August 12, 2012

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