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He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. 

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.
“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”
Related Words

Semen Father 

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.
Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.
Semen Father by eggplant boi March 21, 2021

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Father Joseph 

Is that cashed? No, there's just enough for a Father Joseph; here you go, man!
Father Joseph by FJ Himself October 3, 2013
Faten is very charming, seductive women who are also rather image-conscious. This could be expressed by the way they dress (often with originality), or by the choices they make in life and their personal views. Romantically, they are idealistic and elitist and can be very fussy when choosing a partner. Faten is protective by nature, and are therefore very good at comforting and supporting others, usually forgetting about themselves in the process.
And also they need love, can be exclusive and are very frightened by aggressive or violent behavior.
A: Faten is so hard to get.
B: Why ?
A: I think she's too (picky)
Faten by caroline. spr December 27, 2017

Fatential 

The predisposition to become fat, often attributed to a young slim attractive female with the unfortunate curse of fatential. Portmanteau word derived from Fat and Potential.
A clear symptom is chubby wrists.
She's pretty nice but I reckon she's got fatential.
Fatential by mangakanga June 18, 2009