fapped

Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.

Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.

fapped by Noir November 11, 2006

Fapped

The past tense of the sounds of masturbation followed by ejaculation.

Dazon Curtis fapped into his Chachi.

Fapped by adriononyonib August 28, 2017

Fapped

The act of being regulated by Direcway's, allegedly, "Fair Access Policy" which would be better termed the "Screw You Access Policy."

Bryant was straight Fapped by Direcway the other day...
Fap you!
(in case you missed it, the satellite internet provider "Direcway" has a really stupid policy they call "Fair Access Policy")

Fapped by Del-ve-na December 1, 2006

Fapped

A photo of someone has been modified using the popular face enhancer/modifier app 'FaceApp'

Their profile photo has clearly been fapped

Fapped by Jack Hamma July 22, 2019

Fapped

Somebody masturbated,

My Girlfriend jacked me off. That was how I fapped

Fapped by DragonLion February 17, 2020

fapped out 

Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit

"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."

"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."

fapped out by jake5443 December 31, 2007

fapped down

To get shot numerous times, in multiple different spots of your body until you are either twitching or can no longer breathe.

Man, you see Johnny get fapped down outside the club? Tragic.

fapped down by GOO TOWN March 2, 2022