fap happy 

to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.

"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."

fap happy by Divisionbear May 21, 2009

fap happy 

one who proform's the act of masturbation to an obsessive extent

fred: man i hate that guy larry hes such a fap happy bag of cunts

fap happy by issaru0 February 8, 2009

happy fap 

When you come home after a great day or good news and fap happily.

Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!

Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!

happy fap by Lilbitch January 12, 2014

Happy Fap 

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.

Tryna happy fap me spider man?

Happy Fap by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023

Faphappy

When you can't stop masterbating
Also when you're as excited doing something as you are when u masterbate

It's my day off and wife's away, I'm going to get Faphappy today!

Example #2 there's a sale down at the bike shop and I'm going Faphappy on that store!

Faphappy by J.A.Mckeown November 15, 2023