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Flankster 

You know the type, the friend, or ex-friend who is/was always at your side, tailgaiting, leeching and just waiting to steal your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, your extra burrito you cant eat, your spare ticket to the movie, the free rides like you are a taxi, etc. (for free of course, 'cause you owe them....uh huh) Also this person is typically the one who expects to be called, not to call, to be listened to, not to listen, and seems to always feel like the world owes them something whenever confronted with their behavior. Always flanking your side, waiting for the next scrap. These humans should be approached with caution, and if at all possible do not associate with them. It can lead to, but not limited to= brokeness/financial ruin, anger, resentment, drug addiction, backstabbing, manipulation, anxiety, and finding yourself subjection to the persons grandiose opinions and self image of themselves. This person is a FLANKSTER. Also known as users, losers, tag-alongs, mooches, mopes, etc. Also, for a 'lil urban twist you can also call them a flanksta....
Man, I swear I just can't shake Jim, he's always leeching in on my friends, ex-girlfriends, jobs, and everything else. It is like he is trying to live my life. What a shadow, what a leech! The guy is a straight flankster!
Flankster by Jason Schwagner July 15, 2006
Related Words
A typical bitch. This person is afraid of most things and is a general pussy about everything. Also is a term for a gay or overly feminine person.
Chad is such a fanster, he never wants to do anything fun.
Do it you fanster.
Fuck you, you bitch ass fanster.
fanster by Chadwick Vonbetch October 26, 2017

Funkster 

Somebody who has been blessed with the gift of funk
That fellow certainly is a crimson funkster
Funkster by Max Cummings October 31, 2003

fangster 

Hardcore fans of the band Cobra Starship. Derived from the term "Fangs up!" Fangs up is kind of like Cobra Starship's "catch phrase" and is usually followed by a hand sign. The hand sign is holding out your hand and curving two fingers in front of it (to make it look like a cobra). Fangsters are NOT people who just like Cobra Starship because of MTV. And they are NOT people who only know one of their songs. Fangsters are people who actually don't like that Cobra Starship is becoming popular amongst other mainsteam artists.
1. Fangster for life.

2. Fangs up, cobrastyle!

3. Morgan is not a fangster because she only likes Guilty Pleasure and doesn't know any of the members of the band besides Gabe Saporta.

4. Emily is a fangster (and borderline stalker/fangirl) because she loved Cobra Starship before MTV even knew who they were.

finkster 

to sit in the bathtub passing gas and then eating the bubbles.
that ol finkster has been in the tub for hours recycling hot air.
finkster by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

Fangster 

Fake Gangster. Someone who just trys to act like a gangster.
Person 1: Justin Bieber is such a fangster.

Person 2: I know, he thinks he's so cool!
Person 1: Just because he sags doesnt make him a gangster.
Fangster by MaMaforever December 5, 2010