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fan whore 

A person who becomes a fan of EVERYTHING on facebook and leaves you with hundreds of updates on their most recent fandoms.

The fan whore is conniving in that they have the magic ability to convince others to join in their fanning madness, until one day you log onto facebook only to find that you, along with five of your friends, are a fan of hot showers and getting hugs.

These, of course, are things enjoyed by all, so exploiting them all over your page makes you an utter whore.
Yesterday:
A became a fan of cupcakes!

Today:
Ten of your friends became fans of cupcakes!
B likes this.

Tomorrow:
C became a fan of i hate waking up in the morning.
B likes this.

The next day:
You became a fan of facebook should have a dislike button!

fan whore.
fan whore by nocomplaints May 3, 2009
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fan whore 

Individual who decides to be a fan of a particular sport, always chooses a team who is doing well in the sport when deciding which to team to be a fan of to receive instant gratification of fanhood.

A "fan whore" may be a bandwagon jumper, but they may also maintain their fandoom after the original winning and gratification wears off.
Bob is a "fan whore" because he became a fan of the 49ers (in the late 1980s), the Spurs (in the late 1990s), the Yankees (mid 1990s), Duke basketball (in the early 1990s), and Miami (FL) football (in the late 1990s).
fan whore by WillOh December 25, 2008

fanwhore 

One step beyond fanboy or fangirl, a fanwhore is someone who is so insanely obsessed with something they treat it practically like a religion and will physically harm others who disagree with it.
Twilight fanwhore: "OMG TWILIHTGT IS LIEK THE BESTEST BOOK EVAR1!11! STEPHANY MIYER IZ A GENIOIS!111"

Sane person: "Twilight sucks ass, so shut up about it your retarded fanwhore"

Twilight fanwhore: "OMFG HOW FUKIN DAR U INSULT TEH GRAT GODESS STEFANIE MIYER I WIL FUKKIN KIL U!!11!"

*Twilight fanwhore proceeds to kick sane person in the balls*
fanwhore by MISTER OWNINATOR December 23, 2009

fanwhore 

a person who is such a big fan, they often dream of whoring themselves out to whoever or whatever it is that they are so fanatic about.
My sister is one of Tom Cruise's biggest fanwhores.
fanwhore by Nick Steinmetz April 7, 2006
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026