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Exhaustipated 

To be so tired that you no longer give a shit any more.
"Dude, I am too exhaustipated to collect my welfare cheque today. Can you do it for me?"

Elon Exhaustion

A mental state reached after believing in and waiting for the world to be saved by Elon Musk.
John: Hey man, did you hear Elon is accepting deposits for the next Model R5000 Solar-Rechargeable Solid-State Battery-Powered Air-Purifying Peace-Bringing Mars-Rocketing free-after-savings car?

Adam: Nah man, I have Elon Exhaustion from listening to all his billionaire sci-fi fantasies. I need to focus on saving up to pay my rent this month.

exhaust note 

sound that comes from a car's exhaust that is very pleasing to the ears.
my bmw m5 has the best exhaust note you've ever heard
exhaust note by nate the kid August 7, 2018

Academic exhaustion

The point at which a student becomes incapable of studying any more and accepts their own failure at the specific subject
Maddie-Wowww. I just studied for like 6 hours last night and I stillll don't know what Newton's laws mean! I'm done with physics, I quit!

Anthony-Aw, I think your suffering from academic exhaustion!
Academic exhaustion by Machi25 December 12, 2009

Exhaustipated 

adj. too tired to give a crap.
Jim was so exhaustipated that when he realized he left his keys in the door, he didn't care to retrieve them.
Exhaustipated by Noshtadrano April 18, 2009

Canada Exhaust Pipe 

When it is so cold outside that when one farts, water vapor is seen from the farters ass. Exactly like a cars muffler in winter.
Dude: Fuck it's cold as shit outside!
Guy: No shit, I saw folks leaving church this morning and this one dude was kind enough to hold his fart the entire service. He definitely had a Canada Exhaust Pipe.
Canada Exhaust Pipe by WholePriest December 30, 2011