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Premature exasperation 

Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.
When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.

exasperbation

n. The act of masturbating after not getting laid following an evening filled with ladies.
If I dont act fast, this night will include three 99 cent bean burritos and a powerful session of exasperbation.
exasperbation by racool December 4, 2010

exasperation 

frustrated, annoyance, thats about what exasperation means!
He was exasperated at the fact that he was fired.
exasperation by heyley March 28, 2005

Rum Exasperation

An emotion often felt when all of the rum is gone. Symptoms include denial, feelings of hopelessness, staggered walking, and repeated questioning of WHY the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: But WHY is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers drunkenly* Ah. That's why.

Other Pirate 1: What happened to him?
Other Pirate 2: Rum exasperation.

Exasperation Punctuation 

When someone adds punctuation to a message to convey extra annoyance.
Jimmy: K.
Sally: Is u mad?
Jimmy: no.

Sally: You're using exasperation punctuation....

Exhausperating

Its exhausperating to listen to Andrew complain constantly about about people that chew too loudly.
Exhausperating by xraevenx May 21, 2010