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(v) - to leave a large portion of beer remaining inthe can|bottle. to do anything half-ass.

origin: some kid who grew up in orinda, california used to talk about how cool he was and how much he partied. his last name, enlow, became synonymous with being full of shit and half-full of beer.
who the fuck enlowed all these beers?
enlow by hobart schintzus July 10, 2005
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ashton enlow

A man with the sexiest badly and a great lacrosse player gets bitches everyday and fucks goes all the time
Amanda:Damn sis Ashton Enlow is a monster at lacrosse

Judy: i know he is also extremely cute
ashton enlow by Ashton enlow May 11, 2018
The long form of LOL, with each letter enunciated so as to add comedic effect.
Tim: I hit a mailbox on the way to work today.
Joe: elowell
Tim: Uhhh...what?
Joe: LOL
Tim: oh I see, you were using the comically-long version of the popular phrase
Joe: that I was, tim
Verb: Phonetic spelling of otherwise overused acronym "LOL" (laughing our loud) found often in chats and e-mails.

Used so often, the acronym appears to many viewers be imbued with the pronunciation "ellowel," so 'Dave the Painting Guy' deemed "ellowel" an actual word, campaigning to change LOL to ellowel beginning in January 2009. (Dec. 31, 2008 recording on uStream bears the campaign's beginning).
"You make me ellowel."

"When I read that, I totally elloweled."
ellowel by Dave The Painting Guy February 3, 2009
The scientific name for penis, cock, and/or dick. Usually referred to when making size measurements.
His endowment is 9 inches long
endowment by cool_dude February 11, 2005
a pretty damn good highschool. way better than broughton. we're in the top 50-something in the us, which is good for north cakalaki. there's a good amount of hot guys and girls, but watch out, there is a 75% chance that a nice looking young man takes it up the butt, and that's ok with most people there, except the homophobes. best swim team around. worst football team around. not much school spirit, but we make up for that in art and smart people. because WE are smarter than YOU.
steriotypical enloe kid: the last time i ate lunch was in the 8th grade and i've taken enough ap classes that i've already graduated college and im a member of the chess club, drama club, key club, fca, gsa, aafeo, abcdefg, and j club.
me: you going to homecomeing?
steriotypical enloe kid: pshhhhhhh no.
me: you going to the orchestra concert?
steriotypical enloe kid: HELLZ YEA
represent that enl0c