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eroticon 

An emoticon that doesn't resemble emotions of any sort, but erotica... or graphic dirty sex smut.
Here are some examples of filthy eroticons....

( o )( o ) is big breasts.

(O)(O) is big nipple breasts.

(. V .) is bra-covered breasts.

O
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/ /   \  is doggy style.

O{<---O{< is.... um... I have no clue what that is.
eroticon by PDXJohnny99 May 1, 2013

schrödinger's emoticon 

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "
Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon
schrödinger's emoticon by eruat October 4, 2014

emoticonundrum 

difficult, confused or indecipherable communication by use of emoticon or worse, emoticons
all i asked was "how are you" and i got this sort of sideways chinese-guy-with-a-mustache-looking emoticonundrum in response
emoticonundrum by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

Emoticoning 

To express complete thoughts using a combination of emoji picture icons with little to no words.
Darlene: "Jim, your emoticoning skills have gotten better - You translated an entire song!"

Jim: "Thanks! I hope to make it big one day, and won't forget your support!"
Emoticoning by MoMani January 20, 2013

fight me emoticon 

(ง'̀-'́)ง An emoticon/emoji of a person in a fist fighting stance. This emoticon is usually silly, and requires little concern.
(ง'̀-'́)ง (fight me emoticon) Fight me, Susan. Kidding. You know I love you, Susan. <3}

schrödinger's emoticon 

Double epic fail of Correction entry for Oct 4th 2014 word of the day. It's :(:
Schrödinger's emoticon is often seen in the popular phrase "Bipolar is awesome!" :):