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something you should never do while viewing an NSFW picture
*Random man posts NSFW thing*
EWW WHAT THE HELL I WAS EATING!
Eating by IslandDemolisher78 May 22, 2013
The only activity in the world that can make anything boring more fun.
Bob: Dear God skydiving is boring.
Flight Instructor: Don't worry! Just eat something on the way down!
Bob: Great idea! *proceeds to eat chips and queso*

Flight Instructor: Eating makes the world go round!
eating by Ferrari Guy 51 August 23, 2012
I'm bored.

"Then start eating!"
Eating by TheBubbies101 August 27, 2014
eat ( P ) Pronunciation Key (t)
v. ate, (t) eat·en, (tn) eat·ing, eats
v. tr.
1. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption
2. Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on
3. Informal. To bother or annoy
4. To destroy, ravage, or use up by or as if by ingesting
eating by Anonymous June 16, 2003
Slang heard in rap/hip-hop music to indicate success in one's life, e.g. the figurative opposite of starving.
Jay Z: "And I'm eating, so much I bought extra, so much so that dinner's now turned into breakfast..."

Kanye West: "And I'm eating, but I'm still thirsty..."
eating by dinkdonk May 26, 2010
Stop eating my dad
Eating by Erica Jurdfuck April 6, 2020