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Early Bird 

The ultimate way to start an all-day binge. Refers to being up and drunk within 4-6 AM and staying up for the entire day (until you would normally go to bed on a drinking day, sometimes taking you to 24 hours). Make sure you have atleast 1 great drinking ally or several drinking buddies for this veritable marathon of booze. Its lesser relatives are the 'Rise and Souse' and the 'AM attack'
You: I had a killer Saturday, it was a bonafide Early Bird. 24 hours of heavy drinking insanity.

Well-Informed Cockney Englishman: Remarkable! Nothin like getting shined to the tits, eh? Right proper job mate, you flunk your booze like a reg'lar champine.

You: Right on.
Early Bird by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

early bird 

An early bird is a term that refers to a guy that is easily aroused, cums too early, and lasts a short period of time.
"He was an early bird! I just started and he came all over me!"
early bird by dickpleaser <3 May 20, 2010

early bird 

One who ejaculates early during sex.
Daughter:Early bird.
Father:What?
Daughter:You came too soon!
early bird by puppethead July 24, 2008

Early Bird 

When your penis pops out of your pants/underwear.
Guy 1: "Ew dude whats that"
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I have an Early Bird"
Early Bird by sumguyk24 September 13, 2011

Early bird 

A person part of your vacation group who gets up at the crack of dawn every day. He/she wants the fullest fun he can get. Kind of like a kid watch cartoons on saturday hes/shes up early raring to go.
Bradley the early bird. On a cruise hes up, dressed and on the decks at dawn to start havin fun
Early bird by Theamazinggeek April 27, 2019

Early bird 

a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time.
"he was always an early bird"
Early bird by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025