doofimism 

A stupid euphemism

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.

doofimism by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

doofimism 

A stupid euphemism

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.

doofimism by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

Doofism 

Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz from the show Phineas and Ferb. DrDoofensmirtz is our lord and savior.

I believe in doofism, and you should too!

Doofism by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020

doofimizm 

1) A stupid phrase or non-existant word which commonly dribbles out of the mouth of a typical moron, thus proving how stupid they really are. (See nuculer or misunderestimated)

George Bush II has committed many a doofimizm and only a comlplete idiot or a Republican would deny that he is a total moron. (Sorry, I guess "comlplete idiot" and "Republican" are redundant terms.)

doofimizm by JOE August 27, 2003

doofitis

The condition when the memory of a doofus is cloudy due to inflammation caused from stupidity

AJ- "I wasn't positive.. my memory is a lil cloudy."

Jacqui- "Cloudy from what?? Doofitis?"

doofitis by doofitis January 14, 2011

Doofism 

Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz, our lord and savior.

I believe in Doofism, you should too!

Doofism by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020

Doofamism

A stupid euphemism, stoopid sayin'

The last time you bungled a saying it landed on sore ears like some kind of wanky doofamism

Doofamism by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016