dog hump

When a dog tries to fuck you

I got dog humped yesterday

dog hump by 1qazgfvbnhyjumk,ilo April 11, 2017

Your dog hump cat 

Better than "your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny"

Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*

Your dog hump cat by Zombie620Slayer March 15, 2018

dog humping 

When an individual fornicates with another individual who is very unattractive.

"My roommate was dog humping this fatty last night because she followed him home on her bicycle."

dog humping by DJ B Mac August 9, 2006

dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying

guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper

dog leg humper by toilet struggler September 2, 2021

Humping Dog 

A dog that humps your grandma repeatedly

My humping dog humps my grandma

Humping Dog by Masternumber155 June 12, 2014

Humping the dog 

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”

Humping the dog by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025