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dockyard oyster 

Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking greeny coughed up and spat out onto the ground by British Naval dockyard workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldn't expect this to go un-named for long.
Officer at the gangway: Bo'sun's Mate, what's so funny?
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!
dockyard oyster by Satandog February 2, 2006

Bukakke Docky 

The act of docking with another guy directly after participating in a bukakke, kind of like a modern day high five but instead slapping wiener heads.
Leroy - (While docking Darryl)"Nice load!"

Darryl - "Thanks! She literally looks like a human ice cream cone now."
Leroy - "You got that right!"
Darryl - "I don't think I would pull a Bukakke Docky with anyone else but you. Your foreskin is like warm butter."
Leroy - (long pause).....I'm out!(leaves)
Docky is an East Anglian word for lunch. Up until the mid 20th century, agricultural workers in the fens had their pay docked if they took a lunch break.
Bucker me bor I shink it's time for a bit o' Docky!
docky by Peachyparny11 May 17, 2017

Dockyard 

Noun- A place where docking takes place
I was going to go to the movies but I decided to go to a dockyard instead

Docky Drink 

Docky Drink is similar to the drinkable drug lean, but the sprite is replaced with Dr. Pepper
Bob couldn't find any sprite at the store, so we're making Docky Drink.
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