dick tic 

When a man urinates in a grassland or wooded area and a tic jumps and bites ahold of his penis.

"Yo Jose you should have seen this dick tic I got yesterday!"

dick tic by TheRealConfucious November 13, 2014

Dick Tic 

When a male plays with his penis absentmindedly, often without realizing he's touching himself.

My husband plays with himself when he's watching a movie, he's got a total dick tic.

Dick Tic by gracefire26 April 19, 2015

ur dick a tic 

apart of the insults such as ur mom big gay or ur granny a tranny, but this one is far worse.

Jim: I don’t even know why u broke up with me.
Jim’s Ex Girlfriend: Cause ur dick a tic.
Jim starts to heat up from the inside then soundenly explodes and instantly goes to hell along with his destroyed ego and forever is insulted by the demons in hell.

ur dick a tic by bernard pipes May 15, 2018

Tic Tac Dick 

A penis: the size of which is comparable to the popular candy called "Tic Tacs". When seen by a person of the female gender the mood is normally killed.

---- about this big!

Girl: Man Justin Bieber must have a tic tac dick!

Tic Tac Dick by BROOM DICK TITS! December 20, 2010

tic tac dick 

A guy with a dick the size of a tic tac. Never more than an inch.

Person 1: You have to see that
Person 2: See what?
Person 1: That guys dick
Person 2: Is it big?
Person 1: Fuck no. It's less than an inch
Person 2: Why would I want to see a tic tac dick?
Person 1: To make fun of it
Person 2: He's probably gonna stay a virgin for life

tic tac dick by trevvvvvv May 19, 2010

Tic tac dick 

It’s a dick that is the size of a tic tac.

Aidan: wanna see my dick
Me: not really
Aidan: photo
Me: is that a tic tac?

Aidan: blocked
*ew he has a tic tac dick*

Tic tac dick by Just your betch August 27, 2018

tic-tac dick 

A man having a penis the size of a tic-tac.

That dude has a tic-tac dick.

tic-tac dick by josh grier July 26, 2005