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Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !
To make something deader, you must first kill it, then kill it a second time (and maybe a third time, just to be on the safe side)
I killed Shmouze, and to make sure he didn't come back as a zombie, I made him deader.
deader by CartlidgeIsGay December 30, 2008

deadernshit 

Something so dead it could literally be a pile of dung extract.
*Horse falls over dead* The owner walks up to it and says, “welp, my horse is deadernshit.”
deadernshit by Boots7 November 4, 2020
to desert someone or a group of people, or not care about them anymore.
Son: My mother's devading our family. She doesn't want anything to do with us.

Friend: I think John is going to devade us soon, he doesn't care about us at all.
Devade by Pwigie November 8, 2012

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes 

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

devidere 

Devidere: when a character completely ignores the main character, in a feeble attempt to make him/her jealous. Usually devidere's are jealous of other relations their loved ones have and will try to ruin it from the side lines.
Guy:Will you go out with me? Devidere:Did you hear something? *week later*. Guy:will you go out with me? Random girl:Sure. *Devidere gives evil stare*. Girl:Actually... I can't. Sorry!
devidere by YouDon'tKnow? April 21, 2014